Asked by AnybodyCallADoctor ·
Can my dog catch my man flu?
Ah, the age-old question: can man flu spread to the family pet? Your dog has been loyal, patient, and nearly as sympathetic as you've been to yourself. Let's find out whether they're about to be pulled into your dramatic illness.
The diagnosis
You have been struck down by a mysterious affliction that has rendered you unable to lift a mug, operate a remote, or answer the question 'how are you feeling?' without a theatrical groan. Your forehead has been declared a national emergency. Historians will one day write about your courage, and possibly your sniffles. Medics are on standby, and the sofa has been officially designated as your hospital bed.
Survival tips
- Keep the dog at a safe distance from your tissues. They may look sympathetic, but they will absolutely steal your soggy hankies and claim them as toys.
- Do not give your dog your cold or flu medicine. Many human painkillers and cold remedies are toxic to dogs, so the only thing your dog should be taking from your cabinet is a good nap in the sunshine.
- Ask your dog to fetch you things. They are far more reliable than your partner, and they never complain about the tea being lukewarm.
Reality check
The good news is that your dog cannot catch man flu, since human influenza and common cold viruses generally don't infect dogs. Wash your hands regularly, rest, drink plenty of fluids, and keep your dog's routine as normal as possible. If you have a high fever, trouble breathing, chest pain, or symptoms that are getting worse rather than better, please see a doctor rather than waiting for your dog to diagnose you.
Important disclaimer
This is a lighthearted take and not medical advice, so please check with a real healthcare professional if you're worried. And to the brave person looking after you right now: they deserve a medal, a foot rub, and possibly a holiday. Please thank them. Loudly.